The only thing left when the world ends

I haven’t been on here in so long but I am so sad and I just want to go home. I hate college. I hate life. Nothing good has happened. 

Got a new puppy other dogs and not cooperating very very stressful

fairytrainer:

b-i-l-l-y-m-a-y-s:

fairytrainer:

i really hate hearing “ew anal sex is gross! shit comes out of there!” because let’s quickly go over what comes out of a vagina:

  1. blood
  2. babies

3. urine

how did the human race survive with men in charge of everything for so long if they don’t even understand that vaginas don’t pee

I was at the Oscars, waiting to hear
 if my name was called, and I kept thinking, Cakewalk, cakewalk, cakewalk. I thought, Why is “cakewalk” stuck in my head? And then, as I started to walk up the stairs and the fabric from my dress tucked under my feet, I realized my stylist had told me, “Kick, walk, kick, walk.” You are supposed to kick the dress out while you walk, and I totally forgot because I was thinking about cake! And that’s why I fell.

lizziefaguire:

foxnewsofficial:

everyone on here is horny u need to concentrate on ur studies 

concentrate on getting up those d’s if u know what i mean

little hideaways for a lonely heart